Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 805 Points
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/500 points)
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/345 points)
View gifts
Start the game as a girl
Collect 2000 pounds of chocolate
Last 10 seconds while you're out of fuel
Don't touch anything for 10 seconds
Travel up as high as possible
Get 10 fuel tanks in one round
Get hit 10 times in one round without a shield in one round
Kill 50 enemies in one round
Travel 50 miles in one trip
Travel 100 miles in one trip
Upgrade the chocolate drop rate to maximum
Buy the biggest gift
Buy everything in the store
Play a total of 5 hours
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/490 points)
Complete first level!
Complete first seven levels!
Complete first fifteen levels!
Complete first ten levels!
Connect gears using chain 250 times
Complete 25 levels!
Complete 20 of 40 levels!
Complete 35 levels!
Complete 30 of 40 levels!
Complete all levels!
Medals Earned: 4/15 (45/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 5/54 (25/495 points)
Evolve first time.
Kill 1 enemy with normal attack.
Read all tutorials.
Evolve first time before level 6.
Visit our website. Just click our logo!
Pass any level with more than 5 Accelerators.
Evolve second time.
Game over in level 1.
The creature dies over 10 times in any level.
Pass any level with more than 5 Blood Pools.
Stay in front of the game over screen for 30 seconds.
Boss I eaten.
Pass any level with more than 10 Devour Towers.
Finish story with Dragons.
Feedback appreciated.
Pass any level with more than 10 Flame Towers.
Pass any level with more than 10 Glaive Towers.
The creature dies.
Pass challenge level with creature evolved only once.
Pass any level with more than 10 Ice Towers.
Pass any level with more than 5 Landmines.
Survive 30 levels in endless mode.
Pass level with 10 base HP or lower in endless or story.
Pass any level with more than 5 Missile Towers.
Pass any level with more than 10 Pulse Towers.
Finish story with Puppets.
Evolve second time before level 13.
Finish story with Spirits.
Story levels Finished.
Pass any level with more than 10 Stun Towers.
Boss II eaten.
Sell more than 10 towers.
Finish Ultima boss.
Finish story with Undeads.
Finish all bosses.
Finish Chakra boss.
Finish Chronos boss.
Finish story levels without building towers.
Finish all conditioned levels.
Finish all extreme levels.
Finish all funny levels.
Reach max attack speed.
Finish story levels with hard mode.
Finish story mode without upgrading Base.
Finish Pinocchio boss.
Finish Scarface boss.
Finish ShadowKiller boss.
Finish all strategic levels.
Finish Striker boss.
Received 110 achievement stars.
Received 75 achievement stars.
Finish story with all species.
Survive 45 levels in endless mode.
All other achievements finished.
Medals Earned: 11/32 (110/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/255 points)
kill one of the insectoid mini-bosses
stockpile 5 extra lives
collect 250 bonus stars
kill 25 of the insectoid mini-bosses
collect 100 diamonds
kill 20 enemies in under 3 seconds
accumulate a x13 score multiplier
replenish full health after dropping to 2/3
annihilate 50 enemy squads on a single level
maintain shields for 13 seconds
accumulate a x100 score multiplier
score 1,000,000 points in squad bonuses